whisper words of wisdom

10th Grade
As I sat there in English class, I stared at the girl next to me. she was my so called "best friend". I stared at her long, brown hair, and wished she was mine. But she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. After class, she walked up to me and asked me for the notes she had missed the day before and i handed them to her. she said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I wanted to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

11th grade
The phone rang. On the other end, it was her. she was in tears, mumbling on and on about how her love had broken her heart. she asked me to come over because she didn't want to be alone, so I did. As I sat next to her on the sofa, I stared at hre soft eyes, wishing she was mine. After 2 hours, one Drew Barrymore movie, and three bags of chips, she decided to go to sleep. she looked at me, said "thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I wanted to tell her, I want him to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

Senior year
The day before prom she walked to my locker. "My date is sick" she said; he's not going to go well, I didn't have a date, and in 7th grade, we made a promise that if neither of us had dates, we would go together just as "best friends". So we did.

Prom night
After everything was over, I was standing at her front door step! I stared at her as she smiled at me and stared at me with her crystal eyes. I want her to be mine, but she doesn't think of me like that, and I know it. Then she said "I had the best time, thanks!" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

Graduation Day
A day passed, then a week, then a month. Before I could blink, it was
graduation day. I watched as her perfect body floated like an angel up on stage to get her diploma. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn't notice me like that, and I knew it. Before everyone went home, she came to me in her smock and hat, and cried as I hugged her. Then she lifted her head from my shoulder and said, "you're my best friend, thanks" and gave me a kiss on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want him to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

A Few Years Later
Now I sit in the pews of the church. That girl is getting married now. I watched her say "I do" and drive off to her new life, married to another guy. I wanted her to be mine, but she didn`t see me like that, and I knew it. But before she drove away, she came to me and said "you came!". she said "thanks" and kissed me on the cheek. I want to tell her, I want her to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love her but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why.

Funeral
Years passed, I looked down at the coffin of a girl who used to be my "best friend". At the service, they read a diary entry she had wrote in her high school years. This is what it read:
I stare at him wishing he was mine, but he doesn't notice me like that, and I know it. I want to tell him, I want him to know that I don't want to be just friends, I love him but I'm just too shy, and I don't know why. I wish he would tell me he loved me!
I wish I did too... I thought to my self, and I cried.

~Say what you want, and say what you feel because
those who matter don't mind and
those who mind ton't matter...


***Don't hold back how you feel about someone. No matter what it is you should tell them because one day you might regret not telling them.

So you should repost this. Nothing bad will happen to you. It might just encourage people to tell what they are feeling.***

omg this could so be real
take this to heart
\V/

nobody on the road, nobody on the beach

las niht of teh pla. we still are alive, made it through, an pimped chuck's car- with Jewish wrapping paper and a signed pair of breifs. if i find a picture it'll go here.

ya know i had never been on a real airplane before, and lemme tell ya, it was really great. except for the fact that i had to sit between two large Albanian women with excrutiatingly severe body odor, and the kid in back of me kept throwing up the whole time, and the flight attendants ran out of Dr. pepper and salted peanuts, and the inflight movie was biodome with polly short! and, oh yeah, three of the airplane engines burnt out and we went into a tailspin and crashed into a hillside and the plane exploded in a giant fireball and everybody died! except for me, you know why? Cuz I had my tray table up, and my seatback in the full upright position! hahahahahahahaaaaa well, i crawled from the twisted burning wreckage, i crawled on my hands and knees for three full days,dragging alomg my big leather suitcase and my garbage bag and my tenor saxaphone and my twelve-pound bowling ball and my lucky, lucky autographed snorkal! but finally i arrived at the world-famous Albequerque Holiday Inn!

okay, yea
vacation's here
for the last month ill keep a countdown here

\V/

bloody peasant water

So i was on my yacyt, eating some imported caviar, and i said "Jeeves, get me some sparkling crystal water", and he brings me tap water, and I go "Jeeves, this isnt sparkling clear, this is tap water, i can tell the diffrence, i don't want bloody peasant water!"
So you know, we spent Christmas in Aspen, the children absolutley adored it. Why I actually just bought out the US Oil Co. , perhaps you should wine and dine with us sometime....."

this says so much

When I say I am a Catholic
Im not shouting "I am saved".
Im whispering "I get lost"
That is why I chose this way.

When I say I am a Catholic
I don't speak of this with pride.
Im confessing that I stumble
and need someone to be my guide.

When I say I am a Catholic
Im not claiming to be perfect.
My flaws are too visible
but God believes Im worth it.

Why I say I am a Catholic
I do not wish to judge
I have no authority
I only know I'm loved.

so long, and thanks...

{Humans and dolphins are the only species that
have sex for pleasure.}

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you
would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)


If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months,
enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)


The human heart! creates enough pressure when
it pumps out to the
body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)


A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)


A cockroach will live nine days without its head
before it starves
to death! .

(Creepy.)


(I'm still not over the pig.)


Banging your head against a wall uses 150
calories a hour

(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)


The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its
head is attached
to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the
male's head off.

("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")


The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's
like a human
jumping the length of a football field.


(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)


The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)


Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over
quantity)


Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)


The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm......)


Right-handed people live, on average, nine years
longer than
left-handed people.


(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the
difference?)


Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(okay, so that would be a good thing)


A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)


An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.


(I know some people like that.)


Starfish have no brains.


(I know some people like that too.)


Polar bears are left-handed.


(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)


Humans and dolphins are the only species that
have sex for
pleasure.


(What about that pig??)

if u laughed.....spread the shit...peace..

Universe, The

Some information to help you live in it.

1. Area: infinite*.

*Infinite

Bigger than the biggest thing ever and then some. Much bigger than that in fact, really amazingly immense, a totally stunning size, real "wow that's big," time. Infinity is just so big that, by comparison, bigness itself looks really titchy. Gigantic multiplied by colossal multiplied by staggeringly huge is the sort of concept we're trying to get across here.

2. Imports: none.

It is impossible to import things into an infinite area, there being no outside to import things from.

3. Exports: none.

See Imports.

4. Population: none.

It is known that there are an infinite number of worlds, simply because there is an infinite amount of space for them to be in. However, not every one of them is inhabited. Therefore, there must be a finite number of inhabited worlds. Any finite number divided by infinity is as near to nothing as makes no odds, so the average population of all the planets in the Universe can be said to be zero. From this it follows that the population of the whole Universe is zero, and that any people you may meet from time to time are merely the products of a deranged imagination.

5. Monetary Units: none.

In fact there are three freely convertible currencies in the Galaxy, but none of them count. The Altairian Dollar has recently collapsed, the Flainian Pobble Bead is only exchangeable for other Flainian Pobble Beads, and the Triganic Pu has its own very special problems. Its exchange rate of eight Ningis to one Pu is simple enough, but since a Ningi is a triangular rubber coin six thousand eight hundred miles along each side, no one has ever collected enough to own one Pu. Ningis are not negotiable currency, because the Galactibanks refuse to deal in fiddling small change. From this basic premise it is very simple to prove that the Galactibanks are also the product of a deranged imagination.

6. Art: none.

The function of art is to hold the mirror up to nature, and there simply isn’t a mirror big enough – see point one.

7. Sex: none.

Well, in fact there is an awful lot of this, largely because of the total lack of money, trade, banks, art, or anything else that might keep all the nonexistent people of the Universe occupied.